January 2010
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ONE REASON I DON'T WATCH THE GRAMMYS
On my Twitter timeline… wedged between Jimmy Fallon’s ticket giveaway (which I knew the answers for.. what even?) and a medical fundraising tweet from Alex’s Lemonade…
There it was… “SNOOKI AT THE GRAMMIES OMG!!”
Three minutes later… “THE SITUATIONNNNN.”
Oh, there’s also the fact that they’re going to dwell on acts that...
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Don't DECLAW: Train and Trim, Instead!!! →
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Please.
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To follow that on a positive note, here’s a video from one of the kind of nights I love to have while I’m in that shitty town in Tennessee. This is of my friend Drew picking on Panther, courtesy of Dito Ottey. This is also me forgetting how to laugh like a human.
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I swear
one day I will teach one female to not be fucking catty.
one day someone will talk to me and realize whatever the fuck they are dealing with just isn’t worth it.
one day I will not be fucking annoyed by someone I know.
These are all things that I feel are obnoxiously unattainable. Apparently it is impossible for people to realize that their pesky drama is just a way for them to pass the...
Day 30. (Overspilling in Couplets)
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I wait after waking for the scent of your skin to settle; It scatters onto my sheets, the folds collecting your knees and teeth in fragments, your fingers in tantric dust. I gather it to my face, the wrinkles falling away and breathe deeply in the mistakes of my life and your distance. There is no loneliness greater than the division of us, and yet I can still...
For the record,
vegetarian tortellini soup is not as good as tortellini soup with chicken stock. I decided to just go ahead and veg it out since I wasn’t going to use any meat anyway. It is just okay.
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If I am ever old with a family,
my children are going to wake up Saturday mornings to me cleaning, cooking, and singing Rocky Votolato as loudly as possible. I finally got a new iHome for my iPod and I am ruling the kitch and this life so hard. I’m thinking quesadilla lunch, and tortellini soup later… only because there’s a small chance my brother may want some soup. I’ll probably change my mind.
Also, I...
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I KNOW I WAS TALKING TOUGH BEFORE,
but this snow is pretty fucking awesome. I wish I could trudge out to the beach, but I’m sure it’s impossible. I wish I had someone to play with, but I don’t. Here’s to solo snow dives and hoping my car opens so I can get my tripod and share them with you.
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My best friend just told me he wants a Star Wars...
Then, he proceeded to “dun dun dun” it out to me… Twice, when I asked for a repeat…
“Oh god, if I could be buried like Darth Vader…”
“Would you like that?”
“I mean, I don’t think they’d let me… He was burned on a funeral pyer… Maybe when I’m famous.”
Have I ever mentioned how awesome my friends are?
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"When Push Comes To Love" -William Elliott... →
Go, go where you may Do, do what you will I’ll see you again on a sunnier day And I know I’ll love you still And I can’t seem to understand But you got my heart in your hands Well, you got my heart in your hands The dawn’s early light Has now faded to gray And the ashes from the fire we had last night All blown away And I can’t seem to understand But you...
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Boy, when you’re dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die...
– J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via fullcredit) (via peterwknox)
It's winter? Still?
It’s been nice and apparently it’s supposed to snow on my beachy town. Obviously I am not stoked about this. I think I’m actually going to make tortellini soup because MMM. I’m going to go stock up on some foods or something today while it’s 58 and awesome. What are your favorite ridiculously easy recipes? Also, just a heads up, I cannot handle raw meat. I will throw...
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When that chute opens you feel like you’ve done something kings and queens can’t...
– Gary Busey, on skydiving (via kevin)
Pluto's Little Sister Found? : Discovery News →
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The State of The Union has been boring since the second season. I dunno why NBC...
– comment I approved. (via peterfeld)
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But seriously, re - the iPad: it's like when...
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